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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As someone that's shot a few squirrels for tying flies with, I'd just buy the damn tails. Squirrels are filthy little beasts and have a pile of parasites that crawl off them when they're dead.

[–] Fudoshin 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You evil bastard. How could you? They're so cute!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

They can be destructive fuckers. And, little known fact, red squirrels are the largest predator of juvenile rabbits.

Tasty, tasty rabbits.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

"There's only one way to eat a brace of connies."