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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

They can be destructive fuckers. And, little known fact, red squirrels are the largest predator of juvenile rabbits.

Tasty, tasty rabbits.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

"There's only one way to eat a brace of connies."