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Top Russian court bans LGBT movement as 'extremist' (www.reuters.com)
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[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think next round we should take everyone's toothbrush.

[–] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 11 months ago

“Stealing the toothbrushes is merely Phase 1, Mr. Bond. Little do you know that I have already initiated Phase 2 of my diabolical plan! You fancy yourself a… sexually aroused fellow, wouldn’t you, old chap? Perhaps, dare I say… Horny? Well, my horny British friend, I implore you to see my demonstration. We shall send top officers of mine to follow people around with Horny-Bonk-bats! And everyone will be FORCED to be VolCel!!! Evil Laughter”