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[–] Lifebandit666 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I shined a torch in my wife's sleeping face this morning at 5am.

I didn't mean to, I was looking for my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn't want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I looked for my spare ones first, I really didn't want to be that guy, I'm a night person.

Anyway I sent her this and she had to remind me I was a bastard.

She's right.

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn't want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I think I might be having a stroke, I don't understand what's going on here at all.

[–] Pogbom@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume it's related to having ear gauges? Just very hopeful guess though.

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

It took me a few seconds too, but yes, it's related to having stretched ear lobes.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's the plastic kind of beads they put in their ear lobes to stretch them into a hole.

When you remove them, the hole left behind looks like a cat's butt.

[–] Lifebandit666 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Give this user a cats butt for being correct.

I was a big fan of the body modification scene when I was younger. Now I'm approaching my 40 my piercings have all been removed except these ear stretches.

Do I regret them? No I still quite like em.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 11 months ago

I've never been a fan of them myself but I've always found it nice to learn about others' interests.

And now that I've aged I care less about how others look and more about if they're kind to me.

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just To be pedantic: tunnels don't have to be made of plastic, I think surgical steel is more common.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 11 months ago

No, that's a fine addition because I hardly know anything about tunnels. I just felt the need to explain the basics of what I know to them.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thought the same thing at first because of the use of the word torch, but then I remembered my people across the pond.