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Anon envies his wife's make believe job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

literally

then me

This is how I know the OP isn't out of high school.

[–] Chouxfleur@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Regrettably I know many professionals whose grasp of written English is worse than OP's.

[–] CaptFeather@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Can't tell you the insane amount of resumes I've come across that I just want to send back with corrections lmao

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You’d be shocked to learn that more than half of Americans have at best a 6th grade reading ability, so their writing won’t even make it to a high school level.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Oh, it will. Bigly.

[–] giggling_engine@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem. She makes more, then him. Is she available?

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago

I also choose this guy's wife!