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3 and 5.
5 because it would even work on toasters that can do more than just toast, i.e. a toaster plus computer.
3 because the other pills don't sound useful. And it doesn't say how often I can use this teleportation. So I assume through repeated teleportation I'd be super fast. If it doesn't also teleport my cloths, I'd probably not use it too often though, apart from changing cloths (the 17.78 cm should be barely enough). It would also be interesting to fly using repeated teleportation. Though if my speed is not also reset through teleportation, I'd still fall, and landing would be dangerous. And if cloths and similar are not teleported with me, I also couldn't take a parachute or wings with me.
3 and 5 are the best, if you ever find yourself held captive. 7 inches can get you out of a cell, also cuffs if your clothes don't teleport too. You can manipulate the toaster as a distraction or to start a fire.
100% my choice.
I hereby call bullshit on your reasoning for number five. The pill gods will give you control of traditional toasters only. In the event of toasters attached to other things you may only control the toasting elements. We preemptively declare CPUs are not toasting elements.
My cpu says otherwise, while playing some poe, could easily toast some nice batch bread while grinding out maps.