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Anon has a theoretical question (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago by Brand@feddit.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100 cc is 100 ml, which is like half a glass worth of adrenaline. You'll need a wide ass blowgun, and it's unclear if you have the lung capacity to clear the distance to the gorilla.

The solution? A second gorilla who's been pavlov trained to blowgun the first gorilla on cue.

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Get some chimps to train the gorillas and you're cruising