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Going through all of this setup just to manually inject a gorilla with adrenaline like some kind of idiot?
No, you deliver it via blowgun from your driver seat.
100 cc is 100 ml, which is like half a glass worth of adrenaline. You'll need a wide ass blowgun, and it's unclear if you have the lung capacity to clear the distance to the gorilla.
The solution? A second gorilla who's been pavlov trained to blowgun the first gorilla on cue.
Get some chimps to train the gorillas and you're cruising
You could also overdose them with ADHD meds. 30 Ritalin xrs ought to do the trick