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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 153 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The only way to escape a name like that is to take a phallic rocket to mars and start a new colony

[–] SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only winner here is his sister who's name was not as publicized. Exa Dark Siderael

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a hidden boss in a final fantasy game

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Actually so many boss fights in life

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How do you even pronunce that?

[–] Kevo@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No joke, it's pronounced Kyle. It's the Greek letter chi, the dipthong Γ¦ which is called an Γ¦sc (pronounced ash) that makes a sound similar to the "a" in "cat" but shorter, and A-12 stands for "alphabet 12" or the 12th letter of the alphabet which is L. So chi-Γ¦-l or kinda like a two syllable "Kyle"

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow, I see it now. That is beyond retarded. Jesus Christ

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty fuckin cringe that you're still calling stuff retarded lmfao 1998 called they want their insults back

Can we not throw slurs around?

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's only pronounced that way because he's a dick's son.

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

That was the joke, but I trust it’s much improved by the explication.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is (the name at issue) this some unicode shit or sumfing?

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

It’s what a manchild thinks is sci-fi.

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly such a classic https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?si=D-UWy03OoBxFszEy

Man those were the golden days of yt

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I may have seen that one too, but I was thinking about this one, lol

https://youtu.be/Bm1SLX4WBCo?

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[–] SigloPseudoMundo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

It's pronounced kyle

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read they pronounce it Xavier

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

For real?

Edit: doesnt he have a Xavier already?

Edit: duplicative

[–] YexingTudou@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Does he care about any of his kids enough to know if there's already a Xavier?