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Anon enforces automotive safety (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I once got pulled over because my "driver's side tires touched the center line around that corner." But I kept my mouth shut because I had just passed a speed limit sign without having completely slowed down so I was technically still doing 30mph over the limit when I got pulled over. Pretty sure the cop knew that and just didn't want to ticket me. It was 1AM so I'm pretty sure he was just fishing for drunks so when he found out I wasn't drunk ~~and that I'm white~~ he just let me go.