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[–] darganon@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I just don't buy it as a 31 year old dog.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To confirm, they can cut off one of the legs and count the rings.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ohhhhhhh that makes sense. 👍

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

To be sure. A purebred dog the kids "kept secret" for several years after a culling. So only the kids knew the dog even existed. Sounds more like the kids found a puppy and justified keeping it by saying they always had it.

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many years after the culling are we thinking they "found" him? Because even if you take off 10 years, he looked astonishingly good for 21!

Even if they're a few years off, he lived to be ancient.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Of that I have no doubt.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

It doesn’t say in the article how long they kept the dog secret. They were 8 so I can’t imagine it was more than a week or two.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] verysoft@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's the secret to living long, just don't go grey.

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Im not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i

[–] verysoft@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

You will be lucky to outlive Bobi.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

(notes your comment is 5 hours old. Too late to reply.)

[–] JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that's a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Where do you get your gluten free horses?

[–] nezbyte@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Etsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

At least you have hair

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hair dye is the fountain of youth.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe there's some weird anti aging mechanism at play?