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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon waits patiently for service (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] noaccount@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"work up courage to get a haircut" quite the specimen

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago

Right? What a fucking show off.

[–] i_am_not_a_robot 37 points 1 year ago

Anxiety can be a bitch.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I'm an extrovert who has no problem going to a party by myself when I don't know anyone

haircuts still give me the howling fantods

[–] echodot 4 points 1 year ago

I can see the dating profile now.

Level of social interaction I'm prepared for: have a haircut without displaying any human emotions or interacting with other members of the human race.