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[–] TheAndrewBrown@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So was this a sting? I’m not sure how he didn’t realize something was off when “accident” and “normal shooting” were the same price

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m not sure where you’re shopping but both are the same price where I order my hitmen from

[–] Afghaniscran 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you don't have homegrown hitmen, store bought is fine.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’ve always been more of a “boutique” hit man experience connoisseur myself

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Love what you do, and you’ll never work a day in your life!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We're not buying hitman, we have hitmen at home.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Hitmen at home 🔫

[–] Supervivens@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I mean accident may also be simultaneously easier as there’s much less heat on the (hypothetical) hit man

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Seems like you know a lot about this subject...