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Elon Musk hails successful Neuralink trial in which implanted monkeys successfully used credit cards to pay for Twitter (newsthump.com)

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[–] bl00dmeat@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Aight I had to re-read that like 4 times before I realized it was the onion. Like WTF is this timeline 🤮