The Onion

I also forgot to mention the current place I have been with is 24/7 and have been here for 17 years now. Since we're 24/7 we only provide the bare minimum federal holidays a year which is 6. I also am technically always on call so if the stuff I support has an issue i can be called anytime any day even on vacation, which has happened the past 3, although not this year! I will say over my time of being here emergency calls are far and between these days thankfully. I almost can't wait for the day they fire me, I am so trained to be stressed I don't know what the other feels like anymore.