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[โ€“] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's exactly what the Weeping Angels (or SCP-173) would want!

[โ€“] CA0311@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

i was gonna say, someone should make an EAS scenario video with mitch as patient zero