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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

[–] SomeoneElseMod 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.

[–] Emperor 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I hate everything about this" would have been quicker to type.

[–] SomeoneElseMod 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s weird, I do hate it but I also kinda like it? A hate like if you will.

[–] Emperor 4 points 1 year ago

Be careful, I think at least one of my friends got married on the same grounds.

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don't think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You only need to convice your SO then :)

[–] SomeoneElseMod 14 points 1 year ago

That’s what I was thinking. As much as I love my partner, I have no interest in watching him shit from the bed, thanks.