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[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My cooking rules:

  1. Don't

  2. eat ingredients out of their packages instead

[–] Especially_the_lies@startrek.website 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mmmmm.... raw chicken..... 🀀

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Delicious salmonella

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean chickenella. We weren't talking about salmon, sir.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Of course, you’re right - my apologies. It must be the chickenella.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chickenella: the story of Cinderella's unfortunate sister

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Not very popular at dinner parties though.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

(pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)