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[–] Xanza@lemm.ee 18 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

pay for school

do anything to avoid actually learning

Why tho?

[–] Blueteamsecguy@infosec.pub 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Losing the job after a month of demonstrating you don't know what you claimed to is not a great return on that investment...

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It is, because you now have the title on your resume and can just lie about getting fired. You just need one company to not call a previous employer or do a half hearted background check. Someone will eventually fail and hire you by accident, so this strategy can be repeated ad infinitum.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sorry, you're not making it past the interview stage in CS with that level of knowledge. Even on the off chance that name on the resume helps, you're still getting fired again. You're never building up enough to actually last long enough searching to get to the next grift.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 minutes ago

I am sorry that you believe that all corporations have these magical systems in place to infallibly hire skilled candidates. Unfortunately, the idealism of academia does not always transfer to the reality of industry.