Invade and grab Greenland
Invade and grab the Panama Canal
Have troops (or the DEA or whatever) violate Mexico's sovereignty, cross the border, and target "the cartel assets" and due to incredibly imbecilic fuck ups - they destroy random villages and slaughter innocent people.
[When it comes to Canada - I don't know what's plausible]

And we are only on the 14th day of Trump's presidency. If Netanyahu figures out the right things to say to Trump - the US could end up going to war with Iran because Trump is a delusional moron with little connection to reality.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It obviously would all be really bad, but you have to admit Trump knows how to give us a good new season of the USA. (Take notes, Biden)

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are you not entertained?

I've never enjoyed roller coasters, frankly.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

is America still going up the rickety ramp or has it already begun the full plummet

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

God, don't even make me think about it.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

we're still in the line, watching promotional footage of the ride on the monitors. someone has farted, park security is randomly pulling people out of line for not seeming white enough, and some of us are talking about what to get for lunch.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

We are going to have a Donnie Darko-style season finale and go back to the real timeline, where the bullet didn't miss, right?

Right?

Why else would you be wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Jesus titty-yiffing Christ...

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

How did you know I was wearing a bunny suit?!