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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Reading 100 lines of cobol and trying to discern wtf those lines are supposed to do is a day long task depending on annotation quality.

200million? You're fucked.

Imagine if it were written in perl though.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cobol designers: lets make a language managers can read

Makes a language nobody can read

Oh to be a fly on the wall observing the creation of IBM COBOL and z/OS. Honestly considering a job doing it for the shits and giggles

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

I suppose compared to punchcards it was probably intuitive as fuck.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

to be fair, 200 million lines in COBOL is the equivalent of 50 in any other language

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

honestly i don't think cobol is that bad, but maybe it's because i learned perl first

fuck perl

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don't know what any of this means but this is easy work. I'm built different. soviet-huff