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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 day ago

What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't see why we can't do both

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Smash>hump>smash>hump etc.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Definitely. This is the foreplay.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nazi or not there's no shot I'd be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, if you are a minority, they are.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am and you know exactly what i meant.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You meant that you're more comfortable being killed by a Nazi in a government office signing some paperwork than being killed by a Nazi who uses their own two hands.

Drag doesn't really understand that kind of mindset. Dead is dead. Danger is danger. And treating danger less seriously because it wears a suit and tie will get us all killed.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

It clearly doesn't matter what I meant because you insane idiots will just invent things and pin them on me to strawman your stupid arguments.

If you can take a crowbar and kill someone with it, when you're not in immediate mortal danger, you are a danger to society.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Irrelevant.

You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I'm bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don't let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock's tickin' and that fuckin' you're here for ain't starting until the room's freshly painted.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not really for beating people up in general, unless it's necessary.

If possible, try and change their minds (it has been known to happen).

Violently resist their attempts at capturing any sort of influence though, which is the point the US is at it seems.

Nazi salute, straight to jail (which is what recently happened in a Victoria, Australia. A funny comparison to the US)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-09/jacob-hersant-nazi-salute-sentence/104448256

[–] echodot 3 points 1 day ago

You've got no romance in your soul, you've got to woo her first by doing a couples activity. Also it's good cardio.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.

As an AroAce person I'll take beating up nazis >:3

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I'm almost 40, I can't get it up in 3,5 minutes.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

You a quick study on skulling fascists? Only 3.5 mins for a roomful seems like a walk-in closet at the most, but maybe you've been practicing for the big leagues. Commendable foresight, citizen.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You should see a doctor. I am 40 and I have no issues with either.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex... What about having sex while boosting cars?"

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That movie was the first DVD I ever bought and it is still one of movies I enjoy watching for a relaxed afternoon.

The director's cut takes it up a notch.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a director's cut? Shit I don't think I've seen that version.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

There is. More dialogue, more plot depth. Very enjoyable.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?