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DOGE says it stopped millions of dollars meant for condoms in Gaza. (www.thecentersquare.com)

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A future DOGE finding will show that ketchup is a luxury that American taxpayers shouldn't be funding for any group of people under any circumstances. /s

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

You're thinking of "condiments", which are usually used in different situations.

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How will RFK season his steak?

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

His roadkill steaks come preseasoned

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago

Rotten whale-skull leakage.