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i mean, given his age and health, even if he had the legal right to a third term i'd be shocked if he made it that far. Him croaking during this term isn't even something I'd be that surprised about
He would be 86 by the end of a third term, bro is absolutely not making it that far.
Surely the grim spectre of death will stop Trump!
Trump: wriggles out
Ah, well, nevertheless...
They will inter Trump into a golden throne and sacrifice 1000 pool supply company owners per day to keep him alive.
Oh fuck his father lived to 93
Weekend at the Corpse president's
i prefer the sequel where the corpse does a little shuffle towards making a nuclear strike every time he hears "YMCA".
Many of those who live to very old age (90+) absolutely did not earn it based on a healthy lifestyle. I know this based on several relatives. Genetics are a helluva drug, plus the healthcare a president receives
Yeah I looked up how long his father lived after I wrote this.