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Journalist does everything possible to avoid calling this what it clearly is (chaser.com.au)
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[โ€“] aaron@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's obviously grabbing his love from his heart and throwing it out to all of his supporters. I don't know how else you could possibly interpret this.

[โ€“] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Now that comment felt sarcastic enough to me to need the /s. I'm still betting someone will take it seriously.