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[–] Ixoid@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

“Also, I want to remind everyone that this ceasefire probably won’t stop us from dropping bombs. Nothing will stop us. We can do whatever we want and face no consequences because our allies abroad let us.” Truth.