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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire (theonion.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They won't be reimbursed?

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Are you not up to date on the home insurance situation in Cali, in LA?

They're all bailing out of the stateand doing everything they can to minimize payouts, State Farm dropped fire coverage from 70% of the LA area's homeowners coverage a few months ago.

FEMA ain't gonna make em whole. Neither is insurance. The Republicans are currently saying they're not gonna send any disaster aide relief from the Federal Government without mandating their own policy changes in Cali / LA's government.

They're conditioning aid on enforced austerity, we've all seen how well that goes in any situation that's been done in the last 20, 30, 40 years.

They're fucked.