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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)
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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably a squid that’s very jealous about your flying ability

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Gliding Squid is a vindictive person

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Makes sense. Water-based assholes.