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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan (theonion.com)

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[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't really understand the "dogs are always good" thing. It takes a helluva lot of training, pain and sweating to make a dog listen to anything you say unless you have food in your hand.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

replace "dogs" with "golden retrievers"

[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Having known golden retrievers, their point still stands. The difference is that goldens have achieved mastery in what I call toxic amicability. It's one of my favorite toxins, in fact.