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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan (theonion.com)

submitted 3 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Having known golden retrievers, their point still stands. The difference is that goldens have achieved mastery in what I call toxic amicability. It's one of my favorite toxins, in fact.

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