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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, what an interesting graphic. Maybe the government should start using nonviolent tactics to deal with rapists and murderers. Why lock a child molester in prison when you can do a sit-in or a letter writing campaign?

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I didn't realize we were protesting rapists.