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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Repeal the 2nd

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then how will we kill CEOs?

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read about this French invention that works pretty well. I've got the sharpener ready.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And just how are you supposed to kill a man with a baguette?

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dwarf bread!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

absGeekNZ has begun a mysterious construction!