this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like an interesting bump stock

[–] nezrock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[–] sepi@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why we will always need human artists

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You rang?

A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

thank you, i try.

[–] Emperor 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

I hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago
[–] abcd@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.