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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Everything about this is absolutely insane.

Edit: yeah, me got got.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Eating the onion for breakfast, are we?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Morning is the best time for the news to go down easily.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

This one got me too.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly it’s the highest compliment you can give em. The title got me too but obvs the community gives it away. And admitting you ate the onion shows maturity imo so good on you.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's a ficticious short story.

[–] bam13302@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 weeks ago

read the community name friend