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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world -5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I am not bound by your limited imagination. Just because you disagree with me doesn’t mean you can just declare that I am “pro slavery.” That’s no better than declaring that people who are against the genocide in.m Gaza must suddenly be “antisemitic“.

If your position is so weak that you have to rely on flagrant lies and ridiculous falsehoods, then perhaps you should reassess your position. Mine is not your problem. And if you have to lie to make your point, it can’t be much of a point at all.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I see that I should have added an \s.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was quite obvious, FWIW.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 days ago

No, no you didn't.

Even "/s" wouldn't have prevented those replies.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] kux@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

there is never any reason to do so

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mate, @henfredemars@infosec.pub was agreeing with you. There's no fight here, you're attacking ghosts.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world -4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What an appropriate username. Clearly, an enlightened individual.

Perhaps you should stick to your hobby instead of trolling other people’s conversations.

Don’t bother replying, because I’ve blocked you. Unless, of course, you’re only trolling for upvotes…

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

I’m just asking questions