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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering (montreal.ctvnews.ca)

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They only had death metal and industrial goth music back then. Nothing as terrible as Baby Shark existed at the time.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

They used the Barney theme song as a torture device, it's gotta be equally bad