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submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] thejml@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

9/10, there’s no way he’d use the word “ecologists”… “experts” maybe.

Also, way too short to be a real quote.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Hearing his voice in my head was too much for me to keep writing. I had to bail.