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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cannot wait for them to take over Infowars

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This one is a different satire newspaper, but yeah.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

This one can take over breitbart or oan.