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submitted 3 days ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Oh sorry that was me

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

He might not need it, but he wants it.