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Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl (theonion.com)

submitted 3 days ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Do you think Elon hasn't been kicked out yet because he's supplying Don Jr with cocaine?

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Here is a video from 2 days ago showing him coked out in case anyone hasn't seen it.

[–] islands@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 days ago

He hasn't been kicked out because it's all part of the grift. When Musk leaves Mar-a-lago in mid January to stalk trump up to Washington he's going to be pretty shocked when he gets an itemized bill for his entire stay at the highest tier prices.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Oh sorry that was me

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

He might not need it, but he wants it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought he was a ketamine fiend

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That too. But Don Jr was just filmed doing cocaine in public at the Space X launch.