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You think vd dunce is going to be any better for the USA than discount orange hitler?
I've been thinking about this a lot lately and have arrived at the conclusion that it depends.
If the rest of the Republicans and various henchman in government actually get behind him he could potentially be even worse than Trump by virtue of being both younger and less...well...stupid as fuck.
However, there is also the possibility that every power hungry asshole in the republican party collectively creams their pants at the thought of being "the next Trump" before the body is even cold and couch fucker is stuck flailing about ineffectually in the midst of the ensuing orgy of infighting and unhinged conspiracy theories. Which would still be bad, don't get me wrong, but at least in just a generally fucking useless kind of way.
So worst case scenario he would be worse, best case scenario the government flies so deeply up its own asshole in the aftermath of Trump's death that literally nothing gets done during Vance's hypothetical time in office.
Maybe he'll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?
I mean, they are studded...
And PURPLE!
I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.
Thats why you have to hope for both to die ~~of old age~~