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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's one banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The joke will take on a new meaning when $10 is the good old days.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's the thing I find most depressing about a trump presidency, there will be a time when the rational Left looks back on it as "when things weren't so bad."

Like, when I was a kid I, and many others, never imagined there could be a president dumber than Bush...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Don't they grow bananas in Hawaii? I know they have coffee out on Kona.

[–] ezterry@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago

Coffee grows on Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and recently in a little bit in CA (to add to water problems)

But Labor + limited amounts means it won't be cheaper

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You can grow a banana at home. Dwarf banana plants can grow inside. The normal size banana plant is not living room sized, no wonder people think they grow on trees

But how many people drink coffee? And how many bananas can you grow for your self?