Don’t you dare call us American! Next thing you know we’ll stop apologizing for everything and actually build a military with jets instead of snowmobiles!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry about that. Can I be Canadian now?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you skate and hit a top corner slapshot? If so, yes. Here’s your complimentary Tim’s card! That’s ten free coffees on the house!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sorry, but I'm not a sports guy. I like maple syrup though, does that count for something?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you track down thieves? We’ve had issues with maple syrup heists!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'll try my best. But I'm an engineer, not a detective.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

I'll allow it.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Rename it NUTO. No US Treaty Org.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Expecting the US to not maintain its monopoly on the demonym "American" is the same thing as expecting dogs not to bark at the mailman. Other western hemisphere countries shouldn't have dragged ass becoming independent.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's not the "no americas club," they're allowed 1