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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it's leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

It's a falcon head, not a policy change.

[–] Flax_vert 1 points 2 months ago

Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation