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Anon takes their dog for a walk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly not the weirdest behavior you'd see in campus, and could almost be wholesome. Guy's down on the ground interacting with his dog; what's wrong with that? Also: it's at night - could they see he was actually eating grass, or did it look like he was just playing with his dog?

Also also: college campus... night... couple sitting on a bench... "sitting." College couples never only sit on secluded benches in the dark. OP probably interrupted a handy.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Or more likely they were just about to light a blunt and you crashed their favorite smoke spot.