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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 99 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

The landlord of a pub called The Pig And Whistle asked a sign writer to make a new sign. When he saw it he thought that the words were too close together, so he said to the sign writer “I want more space between Pig and And and And and Whistle”.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Inspired by the story, another landlord decides to name their pub "Pig and And and And and Whistle." Lo and behold, the sign was cramped... Ther needed more space between Pig and and and and and And and And and and and and and And and And and and and and and Whistle.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

You shut your whore mouth.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -4 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I think you or they added two extra ands, because the pub isn't "Pig And And Whistle."

[–] Baleine@jlai.lu 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Space between pig and and, and space between and and whistle

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, it's referring to the first space by grouping the first and second words, "Pig" and "And," and then referring to the second space by grouping the second and third words, "And" and "Whistle."

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Pig and Whistle" is what they're asking for.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Pig

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And

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Whistle

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But they gave instructions for "Pig And And Whistle" in the comment I replied to.

[–] eltrain123@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Pig & And, And & whistle. It’s focusing on the conjunctive. ’And’ is repeated because it is pertinent in both phrases.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

More space between pig and and as well as between and and whistle.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -2 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah thats a proper sentence but thats not what was written above.