Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by Hossenfeffer to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they don't have windows.

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[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This would be funny if the stores were somewhat dark but they are blinding and migraine inducing.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also one of the most identifiable features of them are the floor to ceiling windows.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I tried telling my wife this joke and these two comments are the first things that she points out. I guess this joke is a dad dud hahaha

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The joke is flawless and revolutionary.

You've just told it wrong.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I told it verbatim but she just said, "but Apple stores are super bright and have huge windows?"

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

I guess my joke fell flat, too.