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What do you think would happen if Trump were to die before election night? (hexbear.net)
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And I'm talking about natural causes. Like him just keeling over from being the big moist macburger lover he is

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[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It would be fantastic if he died on the podium mid-speech for the memes n gifs. I think a stroke would be funniest since we wouldn't really be able to tell

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think a stroke would be funniest

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[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Crowd erupts into cheers thinking it's part of his speech

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

A Redd Foxx moment. He was a standup comedian and he had the role as the father on the 1970s sitcom Sanford and Son. One of his gags was to pretend he was having a heart attack.

Redd Foxx

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Foxx did his scripted part of the scene (walking across the back of a chair) while being livid. However, he fell to the floor immediately after doing so. Reese said that nobody initially suspected anything was wrong. Foxx, after all, was famous for having Fred Sanford fake heart attacks on Sanford and Son and was particularly skilled at pratfalls. Reese went to the floor when Foxx did not immediately rise and heard him say "get my wife" twice. Reese called for paramedics.

According to Joshua Rich at Entertainment Weekly: "It was an end so ironic that for a brief moment castmates figured Foxx–whose 1970s TV character often faked coronaries–was kidding when he grabbed a chair and fell to the floor."