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[–] SerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.com 87 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 124 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Better yet, they aren't actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

because they dared live close to humans.

Poor dumb bastards.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't even mention macaroni penguins...so disappointing.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting they're not good with cheese?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

Tis the human "royals" who are living lies!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ha! That's a good one. You almost had me for a second.

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

What the fuck...

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

A time, B time, and lunch time.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it's more wibbly-wobbly.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was he gender, species, and time fluid?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn't like that one bit.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fish fingers and custard was also a lie

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, it just trips into the future

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Trippin', trippin', trippin'

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.

I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Calm down, Zeno.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does time not fly like an arrow?

Does time fly not like an arrow?

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

When we're having fun.