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Florida man forgets about four category 5 storms that hit when he was president (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What? How can you forget after the whole sharpie thing? That was kind of hilarious. Just draw an arrow on map and redirect Milton towards some immigrants or something buddy. Your succubus hag seems to think weather control is possible and you think highly of your own abilities - give it a try!

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

He wasn't aiming the hurricane, he was trying to make himself retroactively correct because he didn't know the states names.

[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The best part about the "they control the weather" theory is that they are posting an old military patent on social media. What's funny about it is that, American patent law being what it is, even if it was real it would prove nothing. I could file a patent for a working dragon; that doesn't mean I have access to a fucking dragon. It just means I have ownership of any dragons that work like the patent I submitted. A patent is only to show ownership of an idea and nothing more.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

With military patents, it basically has to reach the "there is absolutely not a snowball's chance in hell this will work and you're only going to use this to con people" level to be denied a patent, and even then...

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Interesting pickle: admit he was wrong or state the climate is changing for the worse...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neither! Deny the existence of hurricanes.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Deny the existence of Florida

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a staunch Florida denier

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Unless you're referring New Atlantis, I have no idea what this "Flow-ridder" is